“My Wife Has Two Rules” Funny Couples Humor Tee - Funny Marriage Humor Vintage Design

A classic marriage joke with a timeless vintage look. Perfect for husbands, wives, newlyweds, and long-time couples who appreciate playful relationship humor. This bold retro-style design makes a great gift for anniversaries, birthdays, weddings, or anyone who knows that sometimes it's easier to agree and smile.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²).

- Tubular knit construction—no side seams—for a smooth, waste-reducing finish.

- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching.

- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/neck label prints; tear-away pearlized label for comfort.

- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets safety and chemical standards; 2-year EU warranty.

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors